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= =  O.J. Parker By: Alex Teti and Kyle Baker and NOT josh khalif and NOT ricky

There once was a boy named Orpheus Jamal Parker, who lived in Lower Moreland with his mother. Each weekend he would go to the synagogue with his mother and prayed that one day he would meet his father who he had never met. He had one friend named Shaquille. Shaquille was a very smart child, but was mildly obese at 804 pounds. The weird part of it all was that Shaquille was the best athlete at Lower Moreland. He was the starting running back, who also broke every record in the lions’ history. He and O.J. met in Ben and Irv’s in the 2nd grade. Shaquille’s dad was also the proud Rabbi of Temple Beth Am. These two men, Shaquille and O.J. were constantly nagged by the wrestling coach Pan-Dark. Pan-Dark was a 4 time wrestling champ in college and thought the kids had anger problems, so they would be good at wrestling.