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= = A Day at LM

A typical day at Lower Moreland, consists of the bleach blonde cheerleaders, Tiff and Brit, strutting the hallways with their pom-poms in one hand and their venti non-fat cinnamon dolce latte with no whip in the other. Dane and Felix, whiz by on their sticker clad skateboards as Elle exclaims, “Like… OMG, those boys like… almost like… tore up my Uggs, like… omg they could’ve ruined them. Gosh you jerks like slow like down.” Agnes, who carries her Clarinet with both hands grasped around it, walks cautiously to the band room and places her clarinet safely in her cubby, locks it, with a padlock, and waddles to class. Sebastian, the foreign exchange student, stops a teacher in the hall to ask for directions and Duke and Chad, the jerks, shoved him into a locker, as they threw punches at the innocent freshmen, and yelled at the sophomores. As if the halls weren’t busy enough, Sterling and his sidekick Aidan walked through the halls as if they were on a mission from god. Sterling’s smile shed light upon the dreary morning, and Aidan disappeared into the background of LM. Harold, who had been hiding in the library, emerged from his studious cave and rushed to class to avoid his fear of being late to class. Robert and Thomas, who call themselves, RDawwwg and Tstone worry about their world studies test, and their 4.0 GPA. This is just one of the typical days at LM. By: Kristen Kelsey Marissa

After God had rested on the 7th day he looked at his work and thought to himself, "This world is a boring and dull place, I need a world for the strange and the entertaining." So God conjured his powers once again and formed a planet five million light years away from Earth, a planet named Fava. He looked at the planet and said, "And it is weird." He created the Zu-zus and the Zam-zams, and the Xenos that shot up through the planet and God said to himself, "And so it is weird." He then created everything he had not on Earth, he let the chocolate bunnies skip through the grass and the dinosaurs live forever. He let unicorns roam the land and mermaids fill the sea. God gave the fairies wings and sphinxes knowledge. God looked at his new planet and thought to himself, "and so it is weird." God saw his seas flourish and his skies fill, but he noticed land was still rather empty, so he decided he needed people on Fava too, so god decided to create the only people that could survive in Fava, wizards. Wizards could use their magic powers to fight off the dinosaurs. God looked upon his newest planet and thought to himself, " and so it is weird. God had an epiphany though, there would need to be punishment for disrespecting his strange land. He decided that if any of his creatures disrespected him they would be banished to Earth where their powers would be non-existent and they would be human forever, a fate that scared all of God's new beings into submission, and God said one last time, "And so it is weird.