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= Emily Uliano = = = Emily Uliano World Studies Mr. Church May 4, 2010  Kylie and the Bully A girl named Kylie and her friends were walking out of class one day, chatting and laughing. The class bully, Kathy, approached them, knocking the books out of Kylie’s hands. Kylie’s friends were quick to defend her, reciprocating with calling Kathy names. Kylie told them to stop, picked up her books, and walked away. The next night, Kylie and her friends went to a party. They were standing around, picking on snacks, and talking. Kathy approached the girls and knocked Kylie’s soda all over the front of her brand new shirt. Although Kylie was furious, she didn’t let it get to her. Her friends, however, were very fed up and began to yell. Kylie told them to “shush” and the group of friends walked away. Kylie and her friends loved playing soccer together on the weekends. The girls went to the park to pass and play around on the field. Kathy was there as well since her house was next to the park. One of Kylie’s friends over-kicked the ball, and it rolled towards Kathy. The girls watched as Kathy picked the ball up, walked towards the pond in the middle of the park, and threw the ball into the water. Kylie’s friends started storming towards Kathy, shouting and yelling. Kylie quieted them down, told them to ignore her, and suggested they all go back to her house. The next morning, Kylie and her friends went rafting in the river near their house. The tide was very strong and the girls got swept out in the water. Kylie’s tube got separated from the rest and she began yelling for help. Kathy happened to be sitting along the water’s edge and saw Kylie in the water. Realizing how kind Kylie had been to her, even though Kathy was always brutally mean, she grabbed the nearest long branch and was able to reach it to Kylie and pull her to safety. When Kylie was safe on land, she saw her friends being swept further down the current and over the waterfall.

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In the small town of Huntingdon Valley lived a girl named Macy. Macy was very fortunate and usually got everything she wanted. She had thousands of pairs of UGGS, millions of Juicy Couture jackets, and the latest Blackberry out in stores, always with a different color case. One day, while Macy was counting her Juicy Couture jackets and taking inventory, she saw that one was missing. It was her favorite black jacket, out of the seventeen black jackets she already had. Macy searched her entire room, all fifteen closets! She couldn’t find it anywhere. Macy immediately called the Lower Moreland Police Department, and they picked up right away, of course. Students were out on winter break, so the police weren’t sitting on Buck Road waiting to pull them over. Macy reported her jacket missing to Officer Bob, and he said he would be right over to her house to investigate. Officer Bob found a footprint of an UGG outside of Macy’s house in the snow, and a single “J” from the Juicy jacket. He followed the footprints, but they eventually stopped, so Bob gave up. Macy got over her missing jacket by going to Bloomingdales and getting five new ones with Daddy’s credit card.