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Celebrity Jeopardy

(The scene opens on Mr. Holt, Mr. Synagogue, and Mrs. McFay are standing in front their jeopardy stands. The host is stand in his place. There is a board behind them with the jeopardy categories. The categories are “Health”, “Songs from High School Musical”, “Things That Would Fit through a Porthole”, “Wizard Spells”, and “Romeo and Juliet”.) Host: Welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy! Today our guests will be Mr. Holt, Mr. Synagogue, and Mrs. McFay. Mr. Holt, you will be picking the first category. Holt: I’ll take Health for 200. Host: How many bones are in an adult body? (Holt buzzes in) Holt: Uh… Can I pick a different category? Is there a gym category? (Mrs. McFay buzzes in) McFay: Gym! Lunge! Whoo! (Synagogue buzzes in) Synagogue: Romeo and Juliet for 500 please. Host: You need to answer this question! Synagogue: No. Host: Ok. Well… Mrs. McFay was the closest so… How about you pick the category. Synagogue: Romeo and Juliet for 400. Host: It’s not your turn! McFay: Songs from High School Musical for 300. Badminton! Holt: Let’s race, McFay! Push-up competition! Now! Host: What song does Troy Bolton sing while practicing basketball in the first movie? McFay: GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Host: That is correct! You can pick another category. McFay: Wizard Spells for 400! Sports! Gym! Whoo! Host: What is…? (Holt buzzes in) Host: I didn’t even finish my question! Holt: I was just trying to see if my buzzer sounds like the one in the gym. (Synagogue buzzes in) Synagogue: Romeo and Juliet for 1,000. Host: Stop! You can’t just keep buzzing in! How about we just skip to final jeopardy? The question is… What Shakespearean play is about two star-crossed lovers who eventually take their life? (The contestants write their answers) Host: Let’s see what you guys wrote. Holt: I wagered a negative $3,000,000 and I answered, “Swimming and Baseball.” Host: That’s completely wrong! Those are just names of sports! Let’s just see what Mrs. McFay said. McFay: I wagered 400 dollars and I said, “Physical Fitness! High School Musical! Fun! Volleyball! Whoo!” Host: I’m just going to ignore that and see what Mr. Synagogue wrote since I know he probably got this one right. Synagogue: I don’t know. Host: How do you not know! You’ve been talking about it all day! Synagogue: I’m completely blanking out. Host: It rhymes with Omeo and Uliet. Synagogue: I know! It’s Candide! Host: No! That’s all the time we have. Good Night! (To himself) I hate my life! (Host exits) Synagogue: Remember to use a comma and a conjunction to separate two independent clauses. Holt: Hey, McFay, fight me! Bring it on! McFay: Jeopardy! Whoooooooooooooo!