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= =  Satirical Story By Jake, Jeremy, and Josh The average day in a typical life of Jennifer in HV. Jennifer aka Jenny aka Jen aka J-unit is a high school senior at LMHS. A typical day in her Uggs occurs like this…. An obnoxiously loud alarm clock wakes Jennifer around 11 A.M. After an hour long shower she finds it necessary to do her makeup for upwards of 45 minutes. She turns on the TV to find that it is a record high 117 degrees out, in which she responds, “What a perfect day to break out my new Uggs!” On her way to school, around 2 o’clock, she piles in 15 of her bestest friends into her brand new Mercedes, recently purchased by her parents for her ¼ birthday. As the 10 BFF’s walk into school, Mr. Nosam, the school disciplinarian greets them with warm cookies and milk. After 1st and 2nd study period study hall, she then takes her Wawa break, returning to school with her boyfriend Orpheus. They then finish each ten minute class period together, and then head to their weekly fundraiser to raise awareness for underprivileged kids in Uganda. After a long, hard day, filled with one meaningful event, Jennifer drives home and does all of her homework because she knows all teachers check it. Listening to her parents, she goes to bed at 8 o’clock, prepping for tomorrow’s challenging day.