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Creation story animation: Chris K. and Phil K. []

Satire By Chris Keane & Jake Keenan A Journey through LM A long time ago, there lived a young lad named Ian. He had just entered the fifth grade at Lower Moreland Middle School also known and Murray Ave. He was very excited and happy to be moving up a grade, and slightly amused that he would be getting a little bit older. The first day came of fifth grade and he couldn’t wait to get into school because he knew he would be seeing his brother soon. His brother, Jakob, also 10 years old and in “fifth grade”, was the principle of Murray Ave. Jakob sent Ian on a mission to see the guidance counselor about that day’s magazine drive assembly. The guidance counselor’s office was in the 8th grade hallway, which Ian had never been to. He was very scared and had heard rumors of how terrible the upperclassmen were. So, more nervous than he had ever been, he set out on his epic quest. Wanting to get to the 8th grade hallway as quickly as possible, he ran as fast as he could to the stairwell. Suddenly, he is apprehended by the cold, wrinkly hand of Mrs. Jelley. She says to him in a furious voice, “Where on EARTH are you going at that speed?” She tightens her grip, and Ian feels death closing in on him. Using his natural instinct, he spins away from her grip and continues on his way to the 8th grade hallway.