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= Ricky Weintraub =

The Epic Of PeejoOver two thousands years ago in the Petrified Forest lived a creature known as The Stay’n. This creature had wings that were twice the size of his own body; his body resembled that of an alligator, and the force of a great typhoon. This red-eyed fiend, with one slash of his wing, could send you flying for miles. The Stay’n could fly twice as fast as a flacon, and could fly among the clouds. The Stay’n was looked at as a god to other animals. Rumor has had it that by slaying the monster you would obtain its almighty powers, this legend was passed from generation to generation. This rumor eventually reached Peejo, whose nickname was PJ. When PJ received the news of The Stay’n he was scared yet very curious of the powers. He thought about all the wonderful advantages of having those powers and not the risks he was taking by trying to obtain those powers. After long thoughts he was eventually convinced he was going to take down The Stay’n, but first he had to check with Goola, the god of the powers. PJ made sure that the rumors were true and was determined to slay The Stay’n. PJ crossed over the Pagan Sea and the Remer valleys to reach the destination of the Petrified Forest where the beast lived. The Stay’n had sensed his presence and was ready for the attack. While stumbling throught the forest PJ found a dove and asked, “where does The Stay’n live.” “ The beast is at the end of the path you wish to take, but I would not try to mess with him.” Back on his trip PJ thought, //what does that mean and questioned his fight, but ended up moving on.// At the end of the road PJ came up to the monster who was waiting there for him. PJ drew his sword and after dodging the wings of the beast, he finally slayed the beast. He questions how these powers would become his because he didn’t feel any different. PJ had to train like as if he was baby learning how to walk. This made PJ realize that he must be patient in life and things will come to him. Rumors had then started that if they killed him they would obtain the powers. PJ then regretted ever going on his quest for the powers. He understood that he should not have greed let take over his life and that he will pay for it.

= T. Church = = By: David Lakata, Ben Baranov, and Ricky Weintraub = = Once upon a time there was fellow named T. Church. T. Church adored music, his favorite song was “Comma Chameleon”. Everyday he taught Honors World Studies during fifth and sixth period. He would always ramble on about grammar. In his mind, this was a very important lesson; however, his students disagreed. The kids always daydreamed during his comma lectures and never listened to him. = = One day he could not take them any more and he freaked out during class. First, in his opinion all the questions asked were stupid questions. When asked a question he would always give the same response. “YES!!” T. Church would respond to every question asked of him. He never had the guts to stand up to his students. Then later that day, while the class was reading their answers to their worksheet, he asked a simple question for a “Harvard Graduate”. His question was, “What is a participle?” Clearly his students had no idea what the answer to this “simple” question was. So he wrote the definition of a participle on the board. Then he methodically asked every student in the class his question again. Finally, the smartest kid in the class, Sarah Liza Jordan, whose dad graduated from The University of Yale, read what was on the board. “What a genius,” T. Church thought. = = The next day, T. Church made his class say the word “comma” every time it appeared on their worksheet. Once again, the students thought they were above this simple task... = = =

Jake Cohen, Jeremy Geiger, and Ricky Weintraub Movie Script From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life ** ABRAM ** Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? (Fight)

**Prince** If ever you disturb our streets again, Your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace. ** PETER ** If you be not of the house of Montagues, I pray come and crush a cup of wine. Rest you merry! ** ROMEO ** I fear too early, for my mind misgives Some consequence yet hanging in the stars Shall bitterly begin his fearful date By some vile forfeit of untimely death.

** ROMEO ** Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night..

** ROMEO ** But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.

** JULIET ** O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name.

O gentle Romeo, If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully.

(Marriage clip/pic)

** TYBALT ** thou art a villain. ** ROMEO ** the reason that I have to love thee Doth much excuse the appertaining rage

** MERCUTIO ** Tybalt, you ratcatcher, will you walk?

(Fight b/w Tybalt and Mercutio)

I am hurt. A plague o' both your houses!

(Romeo and Tybalt fight; Tybalt dies)

** PRINCE ** And for that offence Immediately we do exile him hence.

** Juliet ** That “banishèd,” that one word “banishèd” Hath slain ten thousand Tybalts.

** ROMEO ** Ha, banishment! Be merciful, say “death,”

** LADY CAPULET ** Marry, my child, early next Thursday morn, The gallant, young, and noble gentleman, The County Paris

**Juliet** I pray you, tell my lord and father, madam, I will not marry yet.

** FRIAR LAWRENCE ** Thou hast the strength of will to slay thyself, An if thou darest, I’ll give thee remedy. Let not the Nurse lie with thee in thy chamber.

// (gives her vial; scene change to Juliet on bed alone) // **Juliet** Romeo, Romeo, Romeo! Here’s drink. I drink to thee.

(Fake death)

** ROMEO ** How fares my Juliet? For nothing can be ill if she be well.

** BALTHASAR ** Her body sleeps in Capels' monument, I saw her laid low in her kindred’s vault An if a man did need a poison now— Whose sale is present death in Mantua— What, ho! Apothecary!
 * Romeo**

** APOTHECARY ** // (gives // ROMEO //poison)// **Romeo** Here’s to my love! //(drinks the poison)// O true apothecary, Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.

** JULIET ** O happy dagger, This is thy sheath. There rust and let me die. // (stabs herself with // ROMEO//’s dagger and dies)// ** PRINCE ** For never was a story of more woe Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.